Ex-IndyCar blogger. The biggest hyperbole addict ever. The best mediocre MechWarrior Online pilot. Human paraquat.
Ah, Valentine’s Day.
Remember those silly parties in grade school where you had to hand out those store-bought cards to the class? Yea, wasn’t a fan of those either. Just silly and pointless.
Instead of going to the store and having to buy those crappy cartoon-based card sets, why not some INDYCAR-THEMED VALENTINE’S DAY CARDS?!?!?
BAM. Now you’re talking. Ladies only, though…because there isn’t enough space for Tony Kanaan’s nose, and I’m NOT posting that damn Helio-naked-on-a-tire picture.
Here’s my (sad and cheesy) V-Day cards dedicated to the lady drivers, pit reporters, etc. in the realm of IndyCar.
Free of charge and no trip to Wal-Mart! You’re welcome.